A Bird's-Eye View

Maybe some of you aren't aware, but I DO NOT like birds. They scare me!

The other weekend we had our squadron Dining Out dinner. On the way to the party, a bird hit my windshield. It hit hard and then plopped its dead body right in front of me. It landed just under the windshield wiper, so it was stuck there for the rest of my drive. Not only did the bang of a bird hitting the car freak me out, I now had to look at the creepy thing.

I actually joked with the guard at the security gate saying that I picked up a passenger, but he didn't have a military I.D., so I didn't think he should let it on base (hint, hint...wanna remove it from my car) But, poor guy had no sense of humor at all.

Thankfully, one of the guys from the squadron was in the parking lot when I pulled up, so he removed it for me.

Since our guys weren't there, we figured we'd take over and use their squadron mug for the night!!